Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Resorts World [Coming Soon!]
Its only been a few months
since I last went to Harbour Front MRT
Look how much it changed
I almost got lost
Me and Jonapong are here today at Harbour Front
to check out the up and coming Resort World
Ever so tempted
to push these red buttons
Here comes the monorail
Its fun to wave back at these part-time station masters
and also watch the tikopek drivers
try to tease the little girls
Ahh.. em good'o TAS days!
This is our favourite train
the new RED one
Would be fun to have one with Leopard Pweens
Welcome to Waterfront!
All the signages are up
but construction is still on-going
This plot of land is MASSIVE, seriously!
The architecture is not super contemporary
It has hints of Genting/Sunway Lagoon.
Ok, what I mean by contemporary is like you know..
... the new Paragon? Orchard ION?
This one looks like a building from StarCraft
This is the only water work
at the moment that actually has water inside
Ok, I really have too much pictures to caption
Just enjoy the photos
I love this wind vane torpedo-kinda-thing
Upon entering this door,
you'll find yourself at the entrance of 3 hotels
and the shopping gallery
but before that..
two BLACK, FAT ASSES
We have the CROCKFORDS TOWER
Very tastful, yes?
Ok.. I forgot I took this already
Nothing to do with Chris Crocker
Brochures and Maps are ready
but I'm seriously not impressed
It looks haphazardly done up
Design is sloppy
My buddy today - Jonapong
Shops that you can find Shanghai Tang,
Coach, Victoria Secrets, Burberry, Chanel etc etc
Festive Hotel and Casino
All get on your knees now!
Singapore's very first Casino
Wow.. I like this a lot
Elephant with long legs
Lets check out the casino.
So there's these rows of escalators
that brings you down and down and down
with columns of luminous blue lights
and animation of fishes swimming
I know what they are trying to achieve
but the results doesn't seem very ideal
Maybe its not fully completed yet
Then you have to walk about 50m
before you reach the Casino entrance
Sufficient time/distance for 赌神 (God of Gambler)
to adjust his tuxedo, gel back his hair, light his cigar,
and slow-mo his way in
Love these high ceilings
Its very nice =)
Yes, Singaporeans/PR have to pay
a levy of $100 to enter the casino
Its so cool right?
Its like EZ-link entry to the casino
I hope we don't get sloppy Genting security guards
You know how they're always listless
There was once I went to Genting Casino
and this guard stopped me and wanted to check my ID
I gave him my Casino Card with my NEW PHOTO TAKEN
I was wearing the exact same attire as in the photo
and he asked me "This is you? Spell your name"
What kinda security question is that?
He's either stupid or stupid.
As we approach Universal Studio
there was the Lost World Jurrassic Park music playing
So cool.. Its like we're entering a different world
Ladies and Gentlemen
We can't go in yet
So we're juz walking around snapping photos
There's a Hershey's Chocolate Shop
Waterworks are not ready yet
But I can already visualise children playing around it
Ahh.. This is so Counterstrike
In front of Universal
there's a very big gallery with stage lightings
They're gonna have shows and performances here
Our friendly warden
who told us Hard Rock Hotel is currently fully-booked
to Chinese New Year
However, I've heard news that all rooms are out
at a promotional price of $39
Wow.. How cheap is that?
Could us some moisturiser
Festive Hotel lobby
Many yummies at Festive Hotel Lobby Cafe
Nobody ordered ice-cream
as they looked pretty untouched
Here's a look at the hotel rooms corridor
So clean! =D
But for how long?
DON'T USE YOUR BARE HANDS!
I'm even starting to doubt they had their typhoid jabs taken
FIESTA is a restaurant
also the name of a song
I like to play on o2jam
Ahhh.. the Spa
Here we are at Hard Rock Hotel
We're greeted by Hotel Staff wearing Star Trek suits
No, we do not cum in piss
The ROCK SHOP
Funny Malay bartender who posed for my photo
The Poolside Cafe
Its so cool
the seats are so pretty
Request to be served by Ang Puay Ling
Even the bar stools are so cool
Gene Simmons (KISS) Helmet
Ok, what happened to Sagi?
The biggest column-less ballroom in South-East Asia
How come the guy doesn't have nipples?
Ok.. We're tired
and decided to buzz off
You may also wanna check out
the not-so-completed website
Look who I bumped into - FEN NI
who just came out from TAS
She even closed her mouth for my pic
Credits to Jonapong for this picture
Lets call Resort World - Genting Number 2
More photos at
Before I forget
Here's a little special treat
Note the similarities
IZANDRA TAN versus SANDRA NG
This commercial is great..
Check it out! =D
Russian car insurance office camouflage 4GIFs.com
watch video here
coming up next..
- Canopy Cafe
- Ippudo Singapore