Sunday, May 31, 2009

DON'T TRUST ME

3Oh!3 - Don't Trust Me



Watch video here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IS5pmofhyI



Black dress, with the tights underneath.
I've got the breath of a last cigarette on my teeth.
And she's an actress, actress, but she ain't got no need.
She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.

T-t-t-tongues, always pressed to your cheeks.
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth.
T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian, and I ain't fucking scared of him.

She wants to touch me whoa-oh.
She wants to love me whoa-oh.
She'll never leave me whoa-oh, whoa-oh, oh, oh.
Don't trust a ho.
Never trust a ho.
Won't trust 'cause a ho
Don't trust me.

X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands,
And the set list, you stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.

Br-br-br-bruises, cover your arms.
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is, (best is) no one knows who you are,
Just another girl: alone at the bar.

Shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said shush girl, shut your lips.
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.





DON'T TRUST ME

cos i'm a fucken BANDAGE-MARILYN


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JACKASS SUNDAY


i used to love watching this series
when i was very young
one day, the actor died
人生无常阿
nobody can be a hero forever


anyhows in the morning
i woke up earlier to have brunch with Jon-jon
at Simei MRT
waited for him
knn, saw a fucken ugly pigeon
it must have eaten some genetically mutated food


Simei MRT is peaceful
unlike Tampines
so chaotic
so busy
everyone is rushing and killin' each other


then Late-King strolled along


I promised to help him take a photo
for his facebook display pic
so here it is..


but i realise he needs photoshop touch-up
so i whitened his teeth
cleared his pimples
trimmed his eyebrows
dun he look like a pretty boy now?
actually.. not really


fucken oily breakfast from LJS


we have so many customers
who doesn't know wat entree mean
dumbasses


then we saw this sipeh-hiao cat


and it wans us to do her
fuck u bitch!


ok i'm a SWAKOO
this is new to me
fresh fruits vending machine


and i really love this shite


carrot juice.. one more time..
two more months..
three more minutes till i spill my guts..



and i let jon play with my camera for a bit


i noticed we look like 2 geeks sitting beside the MRT station
talking about computer games and magic cards
and and.. wat do geeks talk about?


WERT?


Professor X was here...


at work
we went to disturb the ppl sleeping inside the lounge
and mat steward got a new hair-do!
cool shite


then i was tasked to collect 6 ice packs
from the infamously haunted freezer room


nope.. no ghosts..
only loads of smelly poultry
mmmm.. a lot of nonsense
smelly but no signs of boo-boos


so i brought all 6 packs of 18kg ice
to rescue Lakes


okaay... this is not supposed to be here
but i put it in the wrong folder and uploaded it
anyways this is a kids ham and cheese sandwich


we had some tofu and maki =D
very nice


then i became the laundry auntie again
sipeh sian sipeh smelly
anyways the aunty told me to count the towels
while she go to do her other chores

5min later she came back and found me
comfortably stole her chair sitting there counting towels
she yelled - "wa! 你是我的偶像阿。没有人敢坐下来数towel
等一下我的supervisor来骂我怎么办?"

(translation: wa, u are my idol, no one dare to sit down to count towels
later my supervisor see u sitting there, scold me, how?)

i replied "then 我跟她讲auntie对我很好。看我不舒服拿椅子给我坐
还讲要泡洋参水给我喝"

(translation: then i tell your supervisor that u treat me very well
saw that i wasn't feeling well, gave me your chair to sit
and say wanna boil ginseng soup for me to drink)

she laughed and said "ah boy 你很厉害讲话hor"
(translation: ah boy, you are good at talking hor")

and went back to do her chores in a cheerful mood
and later thanked me for coming by to return the towels
FIRST TIME i heard a laundry aunty thank anyone!

anyways in case i haven mentioned
the housekeeping laundry aunties are the most negative, bitter,
sarcastic and naggy hags in Lagoona
they find trouble with you and nag and nag and nag
but i win this round
10 points to MING


nice fluffy towels


when i came back
we were tasked to go collect cooler boxes
so we played Downhill Cart-Racing


after packing everything on the trolley
that donut had to do donuts around the area
and it collapsed
then angelene was in a bitch fit
came and kaopeh us
HAHAHA..

DONUT DOING DONUT
wat life?


lunch today



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I GOT TO BE WITH YOU SOMEHOW

Enrique Iglesias - Be With You



watch video here-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8jv7xe-veg

I GOT TO BE WITH YOU SOMEHOW
I GOT TO BE GOT TO BE GOT TO BE GOT TO BE GOT TO BE
I GOT TO BE WITH YOU SOMEHOW


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WHAT LIFE?

its sad to know
that your friend is cheated
by an internet sex fiend

sadder to know
that the internet sex fiend is
ALSO your friend

WHAT LIFE?


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Saturday, May 30, 2009

SATURDAY AT LAGOOOOOOONA


guess who i bumped into today
on the bus - HOWIE


hello ladies and gentlemen
i am a BOXMAN


Jon-Jon stealing pieces of Poultry from the kitchen


MING drinking from the Draft Tap


Mat Naz stealing bags of Coffee Beans

No wonder our company is losing money
T_T



Today I'm the laundry woman
Went to housekeeping to let the aunties
wash these fucken God-forsaken smelly towels
that our guests/members used to wipe
- their sweat
- their face
- their armpits
- their oily mouths
- the table
- their baby's backside


[HOW TO MAKE AN LAKES ICE LATTE]
by Li Xue


First, you prepare a shot of espresso
and pour it into a pretty cup


Next you put milk and ice
into the shaker and you 摇啊摇 (Shake it')
singing the China National Anthem
or alternatively --> 巨浪 巨浪 不断地增长


Finally you pour it into a nice cup of your choice
before you pour in the espresso
due to the difference in density
the espresso will stay between the foam and the milk
there you have a 3-layered Ice Lakes Latte
(umbrella is optional, you may choose to put other patriotic
objects on your Ice Lakes Latte, for example a red passport,
a merlion, a sickle or a stalk of marijuana)


next, me and Jon-Jon joined the WCG

Watermelon Cutting Game


Miam Miam


Lunch was so horrible
I din even wanna post up the picture
anyways post lunch dessert was
mini-ice-kacang in a coffee cup! =D


with these much excess fruit juices in my stomach
i can have beautiful flawless skin like like like..
errr.. who has beautiful skin?
ok i dunno. but u get the idea.


Our Assessment


Supper with James, Duncan, Uncle Teng, Edwin and Kane
More importantly, to try the new chef at Mr. Prata
who just arrived today


Kane, showing his Crane-styled armpit hair


I ordered a Nasi Goreng Pataya


Fuck me Senseless!
NSP has never tasted this bad, i swear
Fuck me Senseless!
Fuck me Senseless!
Fuck me Senseless!

Its UNBELIEVABLE


[TODAY SPECIAL]

get your free F.U.L. poster/wallpaper today
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想念变成怀念

S.H.E - 天灰



watch video here -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Xjujb8Bjg

如果你不再出现
我的世界还有什么可贵

可惜不够时间
让我们试验什么叫永远


想念变成怀念
心动变成心碎

偏偏还会关切
你最后属于谁

我的天空今天有点灰
我的心是个落叶的季节
我不知道如何度过今夜
所有的灯早已经全都熄灭



如果你从没出现
我会不会觉得快乐一些

可惜残忍时间
总要把诺言一点点摧毁

想念变成怀念
心动变成心碎

偏偏还会关切
你最后属于谁

我的天空今天有点灰
我的心是个落叶的季节
我不知道如何度过今夜
所有的灯早已经全都熄灭


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