Saturday, January 31, 2009
Stupid JX told me something
that made me really really upset
to make up to it
she shit-talked me
one of the most nonsense conversation ever
JX: i devoured one packet of jack n jill
JX: i wont be fat. ever.
MING: me too leh why ar
JX: i see so much fats on u fatty pig full of lard not like me like me so skinny
MING: i'm anorexic i'm from third world country
JX: ME TOO i was from har er bin ME TOO i was from har er bin i migrate from har er bin to mongolia
MING: i used to bury dead pets in my backyard so i can eat them later
JX: oh realy i didnt even bury i ate them straight yummy love the taste of raw kidneys and intestines can you dont so lame you making me mad like you okay > : (
MING: eh, i'm telling u my history ok? we can't afford to eat all at one go gotta save some in case it rains the next day we can't go out and hunt and dig for sweet potatoes so we'll juz dig out our pets and eat a small part of it juz to keep our bodies working
JX: where u live why no sweet potato why no sweet potato but got pets
MING: rain cannot go out dig ma
JX: ur story damn inconsistent okay
MING: pets are strays in our getto
JX: u live where?rain so often ah LOL its ghetto not getto
MING: ghetto la tsk no money for education can?
JX: thats what i said HAHAHHA okay continue continue
MING: i used to live in the Himalayan mountains big foot always come steal our women
JX: oh how many women u had? u king of your tribe? or what low or high rank one
MING: ya kinda, king of the ghetto
MING: we can't fight the big foot
JX: u king means u must take up the responsibility in fighting big foot u know did u do that why leh
MING: so we always tie up young sexy ladies and offer it to big foot cos we no money to buy machine guns
MING: ya lo
JX: then let me guess one of the sexy ladies is your wive?
MING: no i dun have wives we are too poor to have sex malnutrition ppl cannot erect
JX: sex is free LOL thats untrue you dick HAHA
MING: how u know?
JX: i know
MING: ur tribe ppl always erect?
JX: YAh always all the time
MING: at the sight of u cos u too poor to buy clothes?
JX: wtf. gross shit. no lah not me
MING: wat life?
JX: my tribe people all gay. see my tribe leader
MING: is it?
JX: yah not attracted to me one my tribe is all gays and lesbians
MING: so they always erected ok can ur tribe also naked?
JX: haha no lah not girls girls wear penguin suit guys naked its liek that one we very strange then now we all disperse i come singapore my tribe leader in thailand now he is the head of all the ah gua insted of being tribe leader, he now ah gua lao da he started the ah gua trend in thailand u know sa wa de kap
MING: orhhh orrhhhh i see i see he cross dresser?
JX: yes can we talk like normal human beings? haha
MING: how do normal human beings talk?
JX: OKOK OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO u win u win
MING: of cos beams!
JX: pa le ni stop being gay
MING: gui xia! get on ur knees
JX: u remind me of my close best friend he also very funny like you
MING: is it? no i funnier cos i indian
JX: u not indian stop lying to me u tricking me to be mad and starting a shit convo with u again
MING: thats bullshit! u dun know my heritage himalayans are indians
JX: serious i feel so stupid now im a dim wit haha OOHH shit
MING: haha-- i win beams
JX: LOL you win -gui-HAHA
MING: do i unzip now?
JX: lets see how alike are we okay number one- do you watch korean drama yes no
MING: no! they are fuck-tarded
JX: haha we are too different i love korean shows i love da chang jing and full hosue i love the da chang jing theme song and i even went to korea to go to the da chang jing theme park
MING: hahah-- my dad loves da chang jing, u can date my dad
JX: can i ? im so looking forward to it.
MING: realli? he dun like girls from mongolia
JX: so sad i am a mongol
MING: that was wat u said! that u were from har er bin then mongolia! bitch u lying to me!
Posted by MING - a gentle wind at 11:18 PM
WHAT THE PONG?
I just noticed my nick is changed from
"Its Tony!" to "Its Tony Tony Chopper!"
Stupid James! I know its you!
Ooh look! I got 24 FREE PLAYS!
Aiyo.. I still can't beat Shu Ying
at 135, 475 points
How fast can she play this game
I AM A STUPID TROLL
This is kinda sexy -
Avalokiteśvara 's "Om Mani Padme Hom"
Well I guess same goes for the guys
but i noticed nowadays
generations after generations
people are getting more and more heartless
perhaps as we move on in time
the more inhuman we are
KFC versus McDonalds'
isn't this upsetting?
I remember during my good o' TAS days
our gang went to Beach Road
and saw this young mat
went to scold his tissue-seller grandma
and snatched $10/- from her
Yea.. its a fucked up world!
Posted by MING - a gentle wind at 9:46 PM
Went for Contemporary class at TP
bumped into DOICE!
bumped into LETTY!
bumped into JIMMY!
bumped into AYOZI!
Scenic and Exclusive corner
Some idiots abandoned their statues behind the bushes
tsk tsk tsk..
My new Debit Card arrived
quite pretty hor
wonder how long it will last this time
For a moment I thought she was dead
Another sleepy cat in the morning
There was a time
when i bought a Strawberry Avocado Smoothie (A1)
and studied my SSM at that void deck
[JINGYING ZHUBAO HOUSE VISIT]
idiot Double-S trying to cheat our money
with this 10ct RMB
... and she won 20cts
a very fat Zhu Bao
James the dealer
Big Winner - MING
Lunch served by Jing Ying - Fried Rice
FOOD IS GOOD!
JYZB's cousin wanted to teach his son
how to play Ban Lut
Show me the money!!!!
Tatyi sleeping during lecture
a very handsome guest lecturer
[MING HOUSE VISIT]
James playing X
Jo playing DR
JYZB falling asleep
JYZB found her relatives at NTUC
Bubbletea for the New Year
Wait till you see me in action!
My Blade has 6 Engines
Chop chop chop
INVOLVE the food
REVOLVE the food
EVOLVE the food
Fry Fry Fry
Watch our Cooking video here!
James the Jackpot money cheater!
WANG BA DAN
ZB tries very hard to get some winnings
Nope.. no luck!
and we played the Crocodile
I swear he look rather 娘砲 in this photo
Fly Kite.. Fly..
Stupid James left his fermented
Green Apple Green Tea on my shoe rack
Wishing that Chinese New Year
We can all have a good start
a fresh beginning
a new life...
Posted by MING - a gentle wind at 6:01 PM