Wednesday, December 2, 2009

FIRST KISS

Everybody remembers their first kiss
I do..

Long long time ago, in the Southern Province of China...
Crap, but yea it was a long long time ago
before most of you readers even had your puberty
A couple of my friends went to stay over at this girl's house
and after midnight, all good boys and girls went to sleep
I was deep asleep on the sofa
when suddenly a tongue penetrated my mouth
and I was like "JESUS! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"
and woke up in shock
But being too tired, I was totally subdued
and I think I passed out after that.
Now she's happily married with kids.
Good for her!
The kids probably have my demons in them.

And ever since
every girl that I go out with told me
"Ooh.. That was my first kiss, you stole it"
"Ahh.. That was my virginity, you stole it"

Don't bullshit me!
Especially you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you!
I know you're reading this and
I'm not convinced until today.
It is not a value-added service in a relationship.
I'm not a robber
and you are all BIG LIARS!

Anyways if one day you were to bump into a talking frog
and she said
"Kiss me and I'll be your Fiona Xie/Olando Bloom!"

Would you do it?
If your answer is yes, you are dumb!
Cos you'll probably gets warts and the frog will escape.
Whats the opportunity cost?
You may earn millions opening a Talking Frog Exhibition,
or probably have a tasty Frog Leg Porridge for dinner.

Here's a movie coming up..


Walt Disney Animation Studios presents
THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG

The 97 min animation is based on E.D. Baker's The Frog Princess
and the original Grimm Brother's The Frog Prince
which we have all read in our younger days, no?
Prince Naveen from Maldonia went to the town
to find a girl to unbreak his spell by kissing him.
Then, the prince..
Hey, you go watch it yourself!


watch trailer here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5RHMBUHzdw

FAMOUS PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE


Anika Noni Rose as Tiana (the girl who kissed the frog)
appeared in Surviving Christmas (2004) as part of the choir
Nobody watched that? Ok.. Next..


Bruno Campos as Prince Naveen
He was chosen as one of the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine (1998)
appeared as Randy Hopper in CSI episode 1
and Dr. Quentin Coasta in Nip/Tuck
Dr. Eddie Dorset in ER
ring a bell?


Keith David as Dr. Facilier (the bad guy)
appeared in Superhero Movie as the Police Chief
and as the CIA director in Cody Banks 1 and 2


Oprah Winfrey as Eudora (Tiana's mum)
No idea who she is?
Go slap yourself senseless!

WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS?

1. Cos Disney has stopped producing hand-drawn cartoons since Home on the Range in 2004, this could be the last one you'll be seeing.
2. Tiana was originally named Maddy who worked as a maid, received complaints for being racist and sterotyping.
3. Tiana is the FIRST Afro-American/black princess that Disney has ever produced.
4. Tiana is the FIRST left-handed princess that Disney has ever produced.
5. The alligator Louis is named in the honour of the great jazz musician, Louis Armstrong


Catch The Princess and the Frog in cinemas 10th December 2009


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