Sunday, September 27, 2009

Its Krrunch Time, Get Playful


Krrunch Time at HOME


sick and tired of having nothing to do at home?
here's how you can have a KRRUNCH time with PRINGLES!



bored of eating home-cooked food?
make your own PRINGLES BURRITOS/TACOS
for some KRRUNIN' TASTY MEAL!


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bored of doing the routine things day-after-day with your dog?
let your dog have a KRRUNCHIN' GOOD TIME!


excite your dog with the PRINGLES POTATO CHIPS
any flavor will do
but i like to eat Salt & Vinegar (blue)
so i'ma show u how it is done using that


after enticing your dog
eat the potato chip in front of it
and walk away like nothing happened
thats how you can have a KRRUNCHIN' GOOD TIME!

so what krrunch does your dog derive from this?
mmmm.. absolutely nothing i guess
its just fun to watch its reaction

your experience may differ
if you have a nasty dog
it may chew your backside after that


bored of your usual SK-II, facial mask, exfoliation mask?
here's how you can have KRRUNCH with PRINGLES
grab two SPICY GUACAMOLE chips and place them on your eyes
it helps relax your muscles and remove eye bags
after a hard long day at work

scientists have proven that avocados and tomatos
(key ingredients of guacamole)
when absorbed by the skin, actually helps rejuvenate it
giving it a healthier glow

your experience may differ
if you start to have oily face, pimples, rashes, irritations
and ants crawling all over your face
Spicy Guacamole may not be suitable for your skin
you may try ORIGNAL, BACON RANCH, LOADED BAKED POTATOES, JALAPENO, CHEDDAR CHEESE, PIZZA, BARBEQUE, SALT & VINEGAR or RANCH flavor


bored of reading your comics/books?
you may want to enhance your experience
by munchin' and krrunchin' on PRINGLES chips

i like to read my comics
and lick the salt off my fingers/books
at the same time
i find that i can remember the details in the books better

so kids who are studying for your exams
you may want to try that
1. use your salty fingers to flip the pages
2. lick it up

salt actually absorbs all the knowledge from the books
and when you consume it orally
the knowledge is transferred into your digestive system

then again
your experience may differ
your body may not absorb Salt & Vinegar flavor so readily
you may wanna try ORIGNAL, BACON RANCH, LOADED BAKED POTATOES, JALAPENO, CHEDDAR CHEESE, PIZZA, BARBEQUE, SPICY GUACAMOLE or RANCH flavor


bored of seeing all the old fashion lucky charms in your house
that your parents hang up for good luck?
here's how i would do it

1. write your lucky charms/mantras on your PRINGLES chip
2. tie it up with your rubber band
3. hang it on your fengshui spot (usually EAST)
4. watch your dog go crazy trying to reach for it
5. shout 3 times "HUAT AH!"
6. go buy 4D/TOTO
7. win money
8. buy me some PRINGLES chips to celebrate

your experience may differ
if you have a greedy dog/siblings
your charm (with the rubber band) will be in its/his/her stomach
before you know it


bored of playing your PSP games?
i always have a KRRUNCH time
and it never gets boring
cos my logitec PSP case has this top cover
that can hold up PRINGLES CHIPS
while i krrunch my enemies and chips at the same time

your experience may differ
if you can't multi-task
you may find yourself chewing on your psp
while button smashin' on your potato chips unconsciously


this is my favourite activity when i'm bored at home
i like to play PRINGLES ARMY MEN
except that the plastic toy soldiers are replaced by chips

1. make them stand up
(works best on your computer keyboard)
2. grab a toy gun that shoots pellets
3. you may eat the chip if you strike it down

your experience may differ
if the computer doesn't belong to you
the keyboard owner will give you a vertical suplex

to find all the salt inside his/her keys
so, do vacuum up the mess after the game





below is a video i made
to give you more ideas on how to have a KRRUNCHIN' GOOD TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKb5E-nbO5k




It's Krrunch Time, get Playful!



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