Monday, September 28, 2009

If I have a Robot Double...

Imagine this..
One day, our technology enables us to purchase a robot double of ourselves
and we can just sit control it from home
your double can help you
1. go on blind dates
2. help your mum run errands at NTUC
3. help you serve NS (do IPPT/SOC, yes?)
4. attend boring lessons in school
5. go to work on Mondays

In addition, you may customise your double to look perfect
flawless skin, skinny legs, soft silky hair, celluloid-free body, 6 pack abs etc
whatever you can imagine yourself to be

you can even be fiona xie
(if so, here's my room key)

anyway anyway anyway
if i were to have a surrogate robot double
here's how i want to look like

no offence to any christians
i think its cool to be jesus

first i'll open up a shop front near the slums
that reads "JESUS DELIGHTS"
these poor people will come to my shop
with stones and water
and my surrogate will turn them into
rye bread and carbernet sauvignon (red wine)
for FREE!
yes, its a non-profit organisation

think its a great business idea?
we are now looking for investors, business partners
of cos employees and interns
so if you are interested, do drop me a PM

increased opportunity for employment
if your surrogate looks like this
or other characters of great compassion
send in your resume and CV now
attached with a recent photo

no offence to any christians or buddhists
i'm not making fun of your heros/gods etc
i simply believe they can be of great purpose
in modern days too
can i stop blogging about religious figures?
the answer is NO!

want to know more about surrogates and robot doubles?
here's a movie you would want to catch during the weekends!

From the director of Terminator 3: Rise of the machines, the filmmaking trio re-team to explore a future in which humans live in isolation while only communicating with their fellow man through robots that serve as social surrogates and are better-looking versions of their human counterparts.

People are living their lives from the safety of their own homes via Robotic Surrogates. Sexy, physically perfect mechanical representations of themselves.

It’s an ideal world where crime, pain, fear and consequences does not exist. When the first murder in years jolts this utopia, FBI agent Geer (Bruce Willis) discovers a conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon and must abandon his own surrogate, risking his life to unravel the mystery.

Watch trailer here -

Beautiful people to look out for:

our cool dude action hero from
Sin City, Ocean's Twelve, Unbreakable,
Six Sense, The Fifth Element, Die Hard etc
ok, we all know this guy
next is..

Radha Mitchell
from Silent Hill
and yes, we all remember that nude scene
from Feast of Love - tasteful

Helena Mattsson
you'll be seeing her in Iron Man 2 next year
no one actually remembers seeing her
but she appeared in Species 4: The Awakening
and for the guys who are into kinky stuff
yes, she has a twin sister

Catch Surrogates in cinemas
1st Oct 2009

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