Saturday, August 8, 2009

One bottle of Sparkling Water for table 69, Mr. MING


FIRST THING FIRST
guy on the left, calls himself NACHO LO
is indubitably an internet sex fiend
from my previous work place
jon and myself has found him adding 14 friends
from our facebook friends list
so.. yes, be careful

guy on the right, i know him by Tee Ka En
and i just realise his name in hanyu pingying is JIA EN
which is the same name as my elder sister and ex-girlfriend
omg almighty
i have been calling him BURGER all these while
this dude on the other hand,
is nothing close to being an internet sex fiend
he's juz a porn addict
so if he add you
he probably just wanna wank to your photos
no harm intended


was feeling moody last night
so i brought my 宝贝 Canon EOS 500D
downstairs to snap some shots
and i called james along
correction - MONSTER JAMES
its been so long since i called him a monster
so there..


and a fatty fat fat frog
its so fat chubby and cute
looks like it can explode
if u poke it with a pin


when i reached home i realise my view-finder cap was missing
i was like oh my god almighty
singing to myself "爱我别走 Bring back my cap to me.."
went downstairs again to search all my neighbourhood for it
but to no avail.. its gone, probably stolen by some apunehneh
but 5min later, i found it inside my bag
EH WHAT LIFE?
i am such a dumb ass


found myself watching OKTO again
damn these cartoons are hypnotizing
can't get my eyes off them
so much fluffy fun and innocence
STOP BRAIN-WASHING ME
I'M RETARDED ENOUGH ALREADY


lunch with james
opposite our house - DUCK DRUMSTICK RICE


then i saw 3 little rascals sitting at the next table



these East View Sec boys sometimes play basketball
at the court downstairs
the one on the left is Samuel Bong
i juz got to know that he's Joanne Bonkie's younger brother
such a small world
and he recently got caught by the pol-pol
for underage smoking
DUMBASS
i din even get caught once when i was 14-18 yr old

but the scary thing is
their teacher in school sells contraband cigarettes
to the students
WHAT IS THIS?
世风日下,人心不古
i thought only cops from Malaysia and 无间道
are corrupted
now even public school teachers
可悲


and james was like
"Kids.."
anyways friends who have not seen him for a long time
he's damn vulgar now
i counted him saying
"fuck you, understand?"
a total of 7 times throughout the 1 hour lunch
THAT IS SO PASSE
the "in" vulgarity now is
"FUCK ME SENSELESS!"



anyway thank you shar
though i know u dun read my blog =]


http://mydemoninyou.blogspot.com/

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