Monday, August 31, 2009


i was watching The Boat That Rocked
by Richard Curtis
its about the 60s music
a lot about drugs, sex and rock&roll

i feel sad after watching it
there's a lot about dreams, heartbreaks, losses and betrayals
that i could relate to
and courageous, which i used to be

beautiful people in the show:

Tom Sturridge
very young, very handsome
very much like the titanic days leonardo

Talulah Riley

Rhys Ifans
playing Gavin Cavanagh in the show
look out for him
he'll be playing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2010)
as Xenophilius Lovegood (yes, thats luna's father)
which is in the midst of filming now
fantastically cool guy

if you CAN stand a bit of british accent
watch it! =)
i give it 5/5 stars

lets hear everyone say

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Do you have a Guinea Pig?

A friend asked me casually over morning coffee on msn
"MING, what do you think is going to be the next big thing? Any business ideas?"
I replied firmly
"Stock up on guinea pigs, hamsters and mice. If possible, mole rats too!"

Alike my friend, you are probably thinking that I have gone kuku;
Especially after spending $899 on a Canon 580 EX II flash.
WRONG! Guinea Pigs are indubitably the NEXT BIG THING.

G-Force will be aired on 4th September 2009

I will give you 8 reasons why this movie is going to be a blast.
Now now.. Listen up

It took me a good 3 weeks to complete the PSP G-Force game
before i even get to catch that movie!
Frankly, its a hell lot of fun
You get to be Agent Darwin (yes, the lead ball of fur)

The alpha, The hero
The super guinea who can do all your BMT Standard Obstacle Courses
and make you army recuits look like sissies.

Agent Darwin can hack into the Saber (enemy) intel systems
to take control of the walking Electical Appliances.
One moment I can be a vending machine firing canned drinks
Another moment I can be a microwave oven trying to bake some enemies
Next I can even be an office water dispenser, spinning around doing the Swan Lake

How sweet is this?

To top things up, they even have this high-tech pet housefly, Mooches
that fires ray beams and enter inaccessible areas for them.
And we all know - Man love our Gadgets!

There is the sexy girl guinea pig Agent Juarez

Totally love the part where the little girl bought her from the pet shop
and dress her up as a princess,
while she's supposed to be girl-power tough, yet classy rose in the thorn bush
Do you know that Penélope Cruz is the voice behind Agent Juarez?
Hot stuff, yes!


We have Agent Blaster who is the weapon expert of the team.
There's this part where he modifies a remote control car
and drives it like a Subaru WRC to rescue Agent Juarez.
How cool?
Cooler than Michael Schumacher!


Haha.. This is one my favourite character - Hurley
The fat guinea pig king from the pet shop.
He is so useless in contrast with the team
he makes the whole show super duper funny.
In addition, he has a Canadian hamster as his henchman.
Trust me, you gonna love and hate him!


Speckles the Mole-Rat - my favourite character in G-force
and you know who's the voice behind Speckles?
You will not believe its Nicolas Cage
One more time, now.

You know who's the voice behind Speckles?
Its Nicolas Cage!
WHAT? Yes.. Its true. Nicolas Cage.
He's been my hero since Con Air in 1997
I've watched some of his shows a million time
Con Air, The Rock, Windtalkers, National Treasure (X 1 million)

WHAT? Nicolas Cage?
Yes.. I think thats quite enough.


The 3 mice from the pet shop
I give you a predicament:
That when you're at the movies
the girls will start squealing and nudging their boyfriends when the mice talk.
They are easily the cutest things in this world
with their helium balloon voices.
Super cute when Hurley asked them "you guys are all idiots right?"
and they chorused "Right"
Also the part where they cheered "Whee! The circus!"


Kelli Garner is playing Marcie,
one of the good guys Intel Agent.
She wears specs in the show too! >_o
How hot is she?
I bet even Mr. Harry Potter wants to watch her in this show.

Yes.. Also, if you love Black Eyed Peas
you gonna watch that show - for real!
It has all of their latest top hits =)

Bring yourself, your parents, your grandparents to watch the show
and be prepared to buy guinea pigs, mice and hamsters for them.

Trust me on this - go watch this!
Catch G-Force in cinemas 4th Sep 2009


i find it extremely difficult to
1. stand
2. sympathise with
3. forgive

people who quits

Saturday, August 29, 2009

chewbacca came to my dream

i juz had a weird ass dream
that i'm in a game
u know those multi player RPG
where u get to be many different characters
at the same time
and u can change hero every now and then
but only use one at a time

i was fighting these monsters
in a dark cave trying to rescue some princess
then all my heroes died
my last hero was chewbacca

who suddenly came back to life
oh yea! chewbacca rocks

maybe its a reminder to watch starwars again
or a reminder that i'm an idiot

anyway i told myself to stop playing Mafia War after level 450
but now i'm level 473
i juz dunno when to stop

now i'm telling myself that i wun go drinking tonight
lets see if u see me at my drinking spots later
come on, be hopeful

going out for my photoshoot now
why can't shoots be all at night
have a good weekend everyone

Thursday, August 27, 2009


according to experts
these horoscopes should not go swimming during this 7th month
1. Horse
2. Bull
3. Snake
4. Dragon
their stars caused them to be easily victimised near waters
also be very careful when near sea/river/canals/drains/bath-tubs
reference: (05:42)

especially girls should be more caution
cos girls' body are more 阴 (yin)
and they attract those 阴 stuff (ghosts)
also according to experts
this year's 7th month witness more "advanced" level spirits
(as in more of the 怪/monster level)

so there
1. try not to go to water sources
2. avoid going out after dark
3. avoid wearing red or black if you have to go out at night
4. avoid attracting them by having sex(intimacy)/watching porn/ghost movies
5. play mahjong and funny spirit conjuring games like ouija board

so there u go!
have a good weekend, folks!

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

i sighed when i watched this

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Goodbye Nicole

The Samaritans of Singapore (SOS) hotline
is available 24 hours every day to anyone
who is despairing, distressed or suicidal.

Goodbye Nicole Lim
8 October 1990 - 18 August 2009

With Love,

fuck me senseless

i was watching Funny People
i feel like i'm george simmons (adam sandler)

should have died 2 years ago
from some terminal disease or somethin'

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Buying DSLR stuff

i got $1000 to spend and
i'm deciding between these:

EF 20mm f/2.8 USM $899
EF 24mm f/2.8 $679
EF 28mm f/1.8 USM $889
EF 35mm f/2 $529
EF 85mm f/1.8 USM $699
EF 135nn f/2.8 SF $789
EF-S 55-250 f/4-5.6 IS $549
EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM $899
EF 100mm f/2.8 Macro USM $999
EF 50mm f/2.5 Compact Macro $599
Speedlite 580EX II $899

you've seen the photos
that i've taken
which do you think i should get?
i need some serious opinion
before i decide to spend the
money on food/booze/clothes/drugs/rock-and-roll
i'm too depressed to blog about my trip

Friday, August 21, 2009

disturbing dream

i had a rather disturbing dream
that i went to a chalet
and everyone got pretty drunk
then this guy
who's a friend's friend
paid all of us
so that we shut up
and pretend we never see anything
while he fucks one of my friend in the room

something like that really happened
when i was in college
i hate this kinda stuff

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Money Making at Genting [AUGUST]

all geared up and ready to go

this is the first time i'm sitting this Z-class coach
the seats look kinda like a space shuttle

when the tv was on
i saw this show
tot it was pretty scary

its by 李心洁
i would say pretty crappy show
about recycling, i think

stopped by Yong Peng
for the usual fishball noodles

international buffet breakfast at Resort Hotel
GP: 10/pax

morning balance: +RM250
played Bacarat, Pontoon and Casino Wars

checked into the hotel
pretty good view
but i prefer those that you can see ppl staying opposite
cos always got naked fat baldly men with their sexy girls
frantically closing the blinds when they see you watching them

dinner at First World Kopitiam
Thai Pineapple Fried Rice RM16.90
night balance: -RM300

walked past the arcade
there was no giraffe to win
so i gave it a miss

breakfast at mcdonalds'
it makes my mum happy
cos she rarely has the chance to eat mc'breakfast
morning balance: -RM50

"I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick"

no dun be mistaken
i rarely play jackpot machines
i think they're friggin' boring pieces of crap
afternoon balance: +RM2,950

lunch at Ah Yat Abalone Restaurant
RM99+++/- per pax
style: fine dining

some kinda shark fins chicken pork rib soup
shark fin's about 2cm X 1.5cm
soup taste like normal chicken soup from opposite my place

honey-roasted fragrant yam roll
looks kinda like procuitto
a thin piece of char siew styled bacon
wrapped over a yam
not too bad but not impressive

abalone with goose feet and cabbage
the goose feet is pretty tasty
pretty nice dish
abalone is 2.5cm X 2.5cm

happy parents

lotus leaf rice with shrimps
quite nice, not too oily
and has a nice lotus leaf fragrance

ah yat hand-made bird's nest egg tart
pretty tasteless
hahha.. yes, you read correctly - tasteless

dessert was gui ling gao
some kinda herbal jelly
very bitter and i din enjoy it
so i swap my mum for her almond tea

after dinner my parents flew back
into the casino, i went to buy myself a movie ticket
they'll be showing UP soon

still have one hour to go
so i decided to get drunk with the mini-bar
but nope, no drinks at all

so i went to Bum City
saw some stuff i wanted to buy
but they din have wat i was looking for
the previous time
but i dun wanna buy it now

caught the movie - 大内密探灵灵狗
by 古天乐,徐熙媛/大S,樊少皇
watch trailer -
sipeh funnaye
especially when its in cantonese
but i feel that the director is trying too hard
to make 古天乐 act like stephen chow

which would u prefer?
the smell of a RM500 casino chip
or the smell of a stack of money worth RM500?
i would choose the chip, anytime
balance: +RM8,250

intenational breakfast at Genting Hotel
food and service was fantastic
not crowded at all
GP: 30/pax
morning balance: +RM 350

over the hills and far away
teletubbies come to play

was watching this cartoon in the room
Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Kids
its quite nice leh..
i'm such a kid
afternoon balance: +RM65

so that concludes my gambling journey
final balance: +RM65 and a casino limited edition RM5 chip

gonna find my way home

pit-stop at a local product retail
bought a few fattening stuff for my sister to munch on

then the TV was showing this japanese show call 轮回
its quite cool show about a mass murder 30 years ago
then they are filming this show casted by people in their after lifes
most importantly there is 優香
one of my favourite japanese idol many years ago

優香 Yuka

how mr. potter?
does this make you very happy?
definitely more than a handful
now you can ditch ginny

dinner was chicken kway teow at yong peng
not too bad
but too many relentless warrior flies

then it started to rain
ahh.. bed time

no not really bedtime..
they were showing 200-Pounds Beauty
by Kim Ah-Jung
fuckin' funnaye
i love the show so much

after that they were showing Jacky Wu's 一见你就笑
how to sleep?
the bus was roaring with laughter

oh yes, mr. potter
you may consider this asian beauty also
如花 may be your best bet
neh neh gao gao also

home sweet home