Sunday, May 10, 2009

Lagoon Lagoon Lagoon.. [captions completed]


yet another morning shift with bernard


watching the sun rise
i know everyday is a new day


fucked up
of all days i kena chosen to do morning
today was cleaning day
i had to bleach all the cups
and sweekean did a fucked up job yesterday
so i had to bleach the blender also
and arranged all the chairs and tables


bernard tried to impress me
with his magic card trick
but was outwitted by me
and a very dumb lee fong said
"wa-- i dun get it at all"


i love the patterns on these fishes
its beautiful


lunch that day


love to watch these little kids running away from me
cos i'm a MONSTER who eats children
no, not really
i kinda love kids
the teacher was teaching them some
traffic light song with her horrible tone-deaf voice
"red light stop.."


breakfast with my old man, again


do u know u can conjure spirits
with a banana tree?


wadarfark saloman!
you have to clear your own cups
dun leave them in the kitchen
there are no maids here!
FUCK YOU!


caught a glimpse of our guest rooms
$400/- a night
pretty tight
i may stay for a night after my job some time


i din do this
but all of my secret hideouts
has some codes that tells me
it belongs to me


lunch that day - nasi lemak


went back to school for some lesson
decided to crash jerald's marketing lecture
can u see geni-wawa at the far end?


pranking jerald


met up with some folks to have lunch
bala and isa
din know they were neighbours


and of cos, my man - matt leo


wat is this?
a pocari sweat imitation?


bumped into ling ling


made aglio-olio with white button mushrooms and sausages
in penne - tasty!
anyways i was really sick
and tang guo gave me some herbal tea and cookies
thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


lunch that day


schedule for the week


govin the gangster
unglam but he cooks good


drink drank drunk
again.. everyday..


phantasy star supper with james


carl's at tamp 1


i gave up
and finally ate medicine
not as strong as i thought i was


hoi-- botak!


MC
of cos


lunch that day
with the funny stewarding
one-eye-pirate


lunch that day


SWINE FLU!
looks like a pad on my head


this is stupid
they claim that someone has been stealing our stuff
so we have to keep all our
silverware, saucers etc in our office locked
STUPID!


the punishment for the grey's team
today is washing down hell's kitchen


no whay
fortunately this wasn't a very popular promotion
it din attract as many ppl as the tuesday shit


pine valley set up a counter
to sell rice dumplings


customers found a beetle in the
pork rib prawn noodle soup
and the entire batch was wasted


rice dumpling stall in operation
they have abalone dumpling
wow


lunch that day


i had to tah-bao lunch for jon boy's gf
who's at the range cafe
but it was cool
i miss playing golf


大炮王 - chef hoe
5 kid's fish and chips - HOW LONG?


new sous chef in the house
so he have new instructions
to doing things in the kitchen


pebble beach cafe closed down
so we have to do delivery
quite a punishment
we like lose in hell's kitchen challenge
EVERY SINGLE DAY


lunch that day was tasty


dinner that day


jonjon trying to look fierce


ramsy imitation


a beautiful moth


cheers to ramsy again


lunch that day
taste like poop


this black bird was dancing in front of me
weirdo


we were scheduled to attend
some quarterly briefing


same poop food
i hate to eat this kinda shit nasi padang nonsense
its like from the SCDF recruit canteen
FUCK


lunch delivery to the range, again
and watching girls play golf - relaxing


stove's on fire
you're burning the kitchen, hoe
YOU DONKEY!


new smoking place for me
for a change


this week in hell's kitchen


toast to hell's kitchen
now i'm drinking tiger
cos out of 3 bottles i buy
2 of them won me 50cts discount


i dunno..
i kinda like the bee hoon


GM briefing about our revenue
cost savings, swine flu, yada yada..
but wat the hell?
u employed a battalion of uneducated malaysian chinese
who doesn't understand english
and you're giving a talk on english
they are all staring into space
and trying not to fall asleep
STUPID COW


there was lunch reception
wat the hell - bee hoon
its the same as the staff canteen
=_=


i wrote my fav poetry cos i was damn bored
Auguries of Innocence
by William Blake


dinner that day


sabotage


new sous chef, alvin
putting the cooks to the test
but i do see standards improving


quality control


one of the shops opposite my place
got burnt down
u know? the one beside the bicycle shop
looks like an electric fire
fond memories burnt to dust


ooh.. kindergarten taking in kiddies
but i have no kids


back to school


went to one of the many smoking areas
to find - not a single cigarette butt
the smokers are now smoking at a more exposed area
TP has cut down on security
with the smoking population, i realise
there are ppl smoking openly at the bridge even


lecture was hell boring
so i left in like 10 min


after i finished my mocha
from biz park
and it was a rainy day
so - YAWN!


lunch that day
chicken rice from across the street
but fuck, i dropped it in my room
and the chicken rice chilli exploded
so i had a hard time cleaning
but for consolation, i had a good stout to drink


this ad caught my eye
cos it read PCC - its supposed to mean masturbate?
no, its some cancer clinic ad
put up under MOTHER'S DAY SPECIAL
wat the hell?
how morbid?

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, y'all!
mothers, mother's-to-be, mother-ed
yearn-to-be-mother, illusion-of-being-mother
trying-to-act-like-mothers..
today is for you! enjoy!


bald for one
bald for all

thats wat bros are for


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