Monday, April 27, 2009

JAI HO!


reached early
decided to grab a bite
but lixue took the last
and the BIGGEST piece of steamed egg
so i'm eating this shit


but at 4:15pm
some banquet ended
and we got gourmet pastries
DAMN STEAM! =)


swee kean was being an irritating whore
so i din wanna tell her
that she forgot to prepare
chicken rice chili for the next day's operation
but brandon saved the day
DAMN!
用金钱 找人打死 swee kean


carrot juice - my all-time favourite
i like tomato juice too


went to eat supper with bankean
at mr. prata


tom yum soup - sawadeekrup
and sambal kang kong


some grilled/bbq fish
total damage - $25/-


had breakfast with my old man
cos was doing 1-9pm shift
got too much time to waste


seen a dog?


nasty ah kang!
NASTY!


lunch that day


wtf man?
no oil how to fry hokkien mee?
dumb ass


i know somebody who loves mustard


kangster made me some satay for fun


did anyone noticed
that the sign Pasir Ris
the dot on the alphabet "i"
is actually diamond-shaped?
i did.


breakfast that day - CRAP!


lunch that day - SAME OLD CRAP!
(only soggier crap)


look how beautiful autumnz is
gone too soon..


CHWEE KUEH!


ok-- quiz time
which one is chopped parsley,
which one is laksa leaf?
(click image to enlarge, answers at bottom of post)


lunch today
finally got to eat steamed egg
without lixue around
anyway naz did not see this steamed egg before
dumbass


was taking stock
super tiring
but we helped the minah at the driving range
and i took a pic here


mustard.. mustard.. mustard..


no matter how i read it
it reads - Kimberly


lunch today
heh-- steamed egg again


scary boiled egg
with veins
food for the monsters


champion's whiskey


seriously
how bad is their english?
(click image to enlarge)


shark fin's soup - MINE!


fish and chips - MINE!


mushroom soup - MINE!


for a change
i had wine today
instead of beer


cheers mate!


i'm calling the Muslim Association
this muthafucka eats pork and drinks wine
wadarfark?

oh yes..
forgot to mention
tang guo came simei to find me
for a while after work
we went NTUC
to smell canned food
like sharlene toh likes to do


answer to the quiz
left - chopped parsley
right - laksa leaf


great gifts from my mafia friends
in time of need - thank you! =)


[BULLSHIT CONVERSATION WITH JON-JON]
Jonathan says:
*really?
*who else ah?
*ok wait
*rephrase
*who likes her?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*mmmm
*that is a very difficult question
*can i use a life line?

Jonathan says:
*ok
*ur left with phone a friend
*n it looks like ur selected friend is......
*will.i.am ong
*lets call him now!

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*ok
*lets do it
*i'm ready

Jonathan says:
*hello
*hello???
*who is this??

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*this is leong
*from lakes

Jonathan says:
*oh the mc king ah
*why?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*yes yes
*thats me

Jonathan says:
*tmr wanna take mc again?
*LOL

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*i'm at the million dollar question

Jonathan says:
*ok
*ask

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*i need your help
*who likes swee kean?

Jonathan says:
*quick i need to cut watermelong
*easy qn lah
*ME LAH
*i fuck her backside everyday man
*damn shiok
*got thump
*then everytime face mirror see her specs keep slipping down her nose
*TURN ON man

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*omg

Jonathan says:
*n thats the bottomline..

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*ok, thank you sir

Jonathan says:
*cos will.i.am said so

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*i'm ready to select my answer

Jonathan says:
*ok
*what is it

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*its B. one

Jonathan says:
*is that ur final answer?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*mmm
*yes, i believe in will-i-am

Jonathan says:
*eh the qn is WHO likes swee kean
*not HOW MANY likes swee kean
*LOL
*fail

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*T_T

Jonathan says:
*so what is ur answer mr leong?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*mmm
*i'm going for the answer - will.i.am

Jonathan says:
*is that ur final answer?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*yes
*that is my final answer

Jonathan says:
**millionaire music*
**suspense n silence*

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*sweats

Jonathan says:
*jamal malik from mumbai
*u picked will.i.am as ur answer for the qn
*what is the name of the third musketeer
*i have to say..

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*O_o

Jonathan says:
*that is THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!!!

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*yes yes yes
*dance
*dance

Jonathan says:
*lol
*jai ho

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*jai ho~~

Jonathan says:
*haha
*the dance damn nice
*u got learn?

MING 是不是拥有以后就会开始要失去 says:
*hahha
*mad ar
*we learn la
*last day we dance beside the bus terminal



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