Monday, February 9, 2009

MY PEEHOLE HAS 6 ENGINES

Instructions
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, and write the FIRST definition it gives you. You're going to find some pretty funny results. Try not to take offense to some of them!

MING: "Jeez.. This is really damn entertaining.."




[1] Your First Name:

MING
Ming is a slang term for marijuana, or for smoking marijuana.

[2] Your Last Name:

LEONG
To exert your gorilla independence


[3] Your Birth Month:

NOVEMBER
The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain.


[4] Your Age:

25
Lysergic Acid Diethylamide-25. LSD, acid


[5] Your Birthplace:


SINGAPORE
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise. 4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"


[6] Your Current Location:

SINGAPORE
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise. 4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"

[7] Your Favorite Number:

69
The highest number you can do as factorial on a standard calculator. 70 causes mathematical error.


[8] Your Favorite Color:

GREY
A type of extra terrestrial being (alien). Usually the most common amongst alleged abductees. Also the type most commonly connoted with the Rosswell, New Mexico crash site.
Some believe Greys are of the same species of alien as Reptilian. This is debatable.

[9] Your Favorite Movie:

ROMEO + JULIET
A story about horny teenagers.


[10] Your Closest Friends:

JOANNA
Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.

KEN
Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now.

SZETAT
An extremely radioactive person or thing

YANG
A term for when your underpants ride up into the space between your buttocks. Can also refer to an involuntary camel-toe (for females).

LESTER
A lester is a person who molests or has been accused of being a molester. Generally used to describe a creepy person or a person believed to be thinking inpure thoughts about you/your friends.

POK
gay

WEN
Someone from a mental hospital.

LIWEI
Unpleasant retarded chink possibly into man utd

JAMES
A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.

ADRIAN
A very cocky, wannabe genius. Someone most would consider highly arrogant and self-centered. Known to be intelligent, though most can't see what he sees in himself.


[11] The Last Person You Talked To (Who Isn't Already Mentioned):

JESSLIN
An extremely common female name.


[12] Your nickname:

MONKEY
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!

MANCY
One who steals pigs.

K.O.
K.O. as in "knocked Out" can be used in life when someone is unconcious and also appears in fight games when there is a victor and the loser is K.O.

SLEEP
Married sex.

JEKYLL
Derived from Robert Louis Stevenson's popular novella, "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
Dr. Jekyll is a respected doctor and friend of both Lanyon, a fellow physician, and Utterson, a lawyer. Jekyll is a seemingly prosperous man, well established in the community, and known for his decency and charitable works. Since his youth, however, he has secretly engaged in unspecified dissolute and corrupt behavior. Jekyll finds this dark side a burden and undertakes experiments intended to separate his good and evil selves from one another. Through these experiments, he brings Mr. Hyde into being, finding a way to transform himself in such a way that he fully becomes his darker half.

MINGENNATHAN
Mingennathan isn't defined yet.

SL-MING
A term refferred to the sex god/bball player, Shane landi, used after u either made an awesome bball shot or had great sex.


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