Saturday, January 31, 2009
Stupid JX told me something
that made me really really upset
to make up to it
she shit-talked me
one of the most nonsense conversation ever
JX: i devoured one packet of jack n jill
JX: i wont be fat. ever.
MING: me too leh why ar
JX: i see so much fats on u fatty pig full of lard not like me like me so skinny
MING: i'm anorexic i'm from third world country
JX: ME TOO i was from har er bin ME TOO i was from har er bin i migrate from har er bin to mongolia
MING: i used to bury dead pets in my backyard so i can eat them later
JX: oh realy i didnt even bury i ate them straight yummy love the taste of raw kidneys and intestines can you dont so lame you making me mad like you okay > : (
MING: eh, i'm telling u my history ok? we can't afford to eat all at one go gotta save some in case it rains the next day we can't go out and hunt and dig for sweet potatoes so we'll juz dig out our pets and eat a small part of it juz to keep our bodies working
JX: where u live why no sweet potato why no sweet potato but got pets
MING: rain cannot go out dig ma
JX: ur story damn inconsistent okay
MING: pets are strays in our getto
JX: u live where?rain so often ah LOL its ghetto not getto
MING: ghetto la tsk no money for education can?
JX: thats what i said HAHAHHA okay continue continue
MING: i used to live in the Himalayan mountains big foot always come steal our women
JX: oh how many women u had? u king of your tribe? or what low or high rank one
MING: ya kinda, king of the ghetto
MING: we can't fight the big foot
JX: u king means u must take up the responsibility in fighting big foot u know did u do that why leh
MING: so we always tie up young sexy ladies and offer it to big foot cos we no money to buy machine guns
MING: ya lo
JX: then let me guess one of the sexy ladies is your wive?
MING: no i dun have wives we are too poor to have sex malnutrition ppl cannot erect
JX: sex is free LOL thats untrue you dick HAHA
MING: how u know?
JX: i know
MING: ur tribe ppl always erect?
JX: YAh always all the time
MING: at the sight of u cos u too poor to buy clothes?
JX: wtf. gross shit. no lah not me
MING: wat life?
JX: my tribe people all gay. see my tribe leader
MING: is it?
JX: yah not attracted to me one my tribe is all gays and lesbians
MING: so they always erected ok can ur tribe also naked?
JX: haha no lah not girls girls wear penguin suit guys naked its liek that one we very strange then now we all disperse i come singapore my tribe leader in thailand now he is the head of all the ah gua insted of being tribe leader, he now ah gua lao da he started the ah gua trend in thailand u know sa wa de kap
MING: orhhh orrhhhh i see i see he cross dresser?
JX: yes can we talk like normal human beings? haha
MING: how do normal human beings talk?
JX: OKOK OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKO u win u win
MING: of cos beams!
JX: pa le ni stop being gay
MING: gui xia! get on ur knees
JX: u remind me of my close best friend he also very funny like you
MING: is it? no i funnier cos i indian
JX: u not indian stop lying to me u tricking me to be mad and starting a shit convo with u again
MING: thats bullshit! u dun know my heritage himalayans are indians
JX: serious i feel so stupid now im a dim wit haha OOHH shit
MING: haha-- i win beams
JX: LOL you win -gui-HAHA
MING: do i unzip now?
JX: lets see how alike are we okay number one- do you watch korean drama yes no
MING: no! they are fuck-tarded
JX: haha we are too different i love korean shows i love da chang jing and full hosue i love the da chang jing theme song and i even went to korea to go to the da chang jing theme park
MING: hahah-- my dad loves da chang jing, u can date my dad
JX: can i ? im so looking forward to it.
MING: realli? he dun like girls from mongolia
JX: so sad i am a mongol
MING: that was wat u said! that u were from har er bin then mongolia! bitch u lying to me!
Posted by MING - a gentle wind at 11:18 PM