Saturday, January 31, 2009


Stupid JX told me something
that made me really really upset
to make up to it
she shit-talked me
one of the most nonsense conversation ever
enjoy! =)

JX: i devoured one packet of jack n jill

MING: fat

JX: i wont be fat. ever.

MING: me too leh why ar

JX: i see so much fats on u fatty pig full of lard not like me like me so skinny

MING: i'm anorexic i'm from third world country

JX: ME TOO i was from har er bin ME TOO i was from har er bin i migrate from har er bin to mongolia

MING: i used to bury dead pets in my backyard so i can eat them later

JX: oh realy i didnt even bury i ate them straight yummy love the taste of raw kidneys and intestines can you dont so lame you making me mad like you okay > : (

MING: eh, i'm telling u my history ok? we can't afford to eat all at one go gotta save some in case it rains the next day we can't go out and hunt and dig for sweet potatoes so we'll juz dig out our pets and eat a small part of it juz to keep our bodies working

JX: where u live why no sweet potato why no sweet potato but got pets

MING: rain cannot go out dig ma

JX: ur story damn inconsistent okay

MING: pets are strays in our getto

JX: u live where?rain so often ah LOL its ghetto not getto

MING: ghetto la tsk no money for education can?

JX: thats what i said HAHAHHA okay continue continue

MING: i used to live in the Himalayan mountains big foot always come steal our women

JX: oh how many women u had? u king of your tribe? or what low or high rank one

MING: ya kinda, king of the ghetto

JX: then

MING: we can't fight the big foot

JX: u king means u must take up the responsibility in fighting big foot u know did u do that why leh

MING: so we always tie up young sexy ladies and offer it to big foot cos we no money to buy machine guns

JX: ohhh

MING: ya lo

JX: then let me guess one of the sexy ladies is your wive?

MING: no i dun have wives we are too poor to have sex malnutrition ppl cannot erect

JX: sex is free LOL thats untrue you dick HAHA

MING: how u know?

JX: i know

MING: ur tribe ppl always erect?

JX: YAh always all the time

MING: at the sight of u cos u too poor to buy clothes?

JX: wtf. gross shit. no lah not me

MING: wat life?

JX: my tribe people all gay. see my tribe leader

MING: is it?

JX: yah not attracted to me one my tribe is all gays and lesbians

MING: so they always erected ok can ur tribe also naked?

JX: haha no lah not girls girls wear penguin suit guys naked its liek that one we very strange then now we all disperse i come singapore my tribe leader in thailand now he is the head of all the ah gua insted of being tribe leader, he now ah gua lao da he started the ah gua trend in thailand u know sa wa de kap

MING: orhhh orrhhhh i see i see he cross dresser?

JX: yes can we talk like normal human beings? haha

MING: how do normal human beings talk?


MING: of cos beams!

JX: pa le ni stop being gay

MING: gui xia! get on ur knees

JX: u remind me of my close best friend he also very funny like you

MING: is it? no i funnier cos i indian

JX: u not indian stop lying to me u tricking me to be mad and starting a shit convo with u again

MING: thats bullshit! u dun know my heritage himalayans are indians

JX: serious i feel so stupid now im a dim wit haha OOHH shit

MING: haha-- i win beams

JX: LOL you win -gui-HAHA

MING: do i unzip now?

JX: lets see how alike are we okay number one- do you watch korean drama yes no

MING: no! they are fuck-tarded

JX: haha we are too different i love korean shows i love da chang jing and full hosue i love the da chang jing theme song and i even went to korea to go to the da chang jing theme park

MING: hahah-- my dad loves da chang jing, u can date my dad

JX: can i ? im so looking forward to it.

MING: realli? he dun like girls from mongolia

JX: so sad i am a mongol

MING: that was wat u said! that u were from har er bin then mongolia! bitch u lying to me!


I just noticed my nick is changed from
"Its Tony!" to "Its Tony Tony Chopper!"
Stupid James! I know its you!

Ooh look! I got 24 FREE PLAYS!

Aiyo.. I still can't beat Shu Ying
at 135, 475 points
How fast can she play this game


This is kinda sexy -
Avalokiteśvara 's "Om Mani Padme Hom"
S$180/- Primitive

Well I guess same goes for the guys
but i noticed nowadays
generations after generations
people are getting more and more heartless

perhaps as we move on in time
the more inhuman we are

Get it?
KFC versus McDonalds'

isn't this upsetting?
I remember during my good o' TAS days
our gang went to Beach Road
and saw this young mat
went to scold his tissue-seller grandma
and snatched $10/- from her

Yea.. its a fucked up world!

Chinese New Year continues..

Went for Contemporary class at TP

bumped into DOICE!

bumped into LETTY!

bumped into JIMMY!

bumped into AYOZI!

Scenic and Exclusive corner

Some idiots abandoned their statues behind the bushes
tsk tsk tsk..

My new Debit Card arrived
quite pretty hor
wonder how long it will last this time

For a moment I thought she was dead

Another sleepy cat in the morning

There was a time
when i bought a Strawberry Avocado Smoothie (A1)
and studied my SSM at that void deck


idiot Double-S trying to cheat our money
with this 10ct RMB

... and she won 20cts

a very fat Zhu Bao

James the dealer

Happy Jo

Big Winner - MING

Lunch served by Jing Ying - Fried Rice


JYZB's cousin wanted to teach his son
how to play Ban Lut

Show me the money!!!!

Tatyi sleeping during lecture

a very handsome guest lecturer


James playing X

Jo playing DR

JYZB falling asleep

JYZB found her relatives at NTUC

Bubbletea for the New Year

Wait till you see me in action!

My Blade has 6 Engines

Chop chop chop

INVOLVE the food
REVOLVE the food
EVOLVE the food

Fry Fry Fry


Hungry guests..

Watch our Cooking video here!

also at:

James the Jackpot money cheater!

ZB tries very hard to get some winnings

Nope.. no luck!

Triple Stars!

Triple BAR!

and we played the Crocodile

James' Winnings
I swear he look rather 娘砲 in this photo

Fly Kite.. Fly..

Stupid James left his fermented
Green Apple Green Tea on my shoe rack

Wishing that Chinese New Year
We can all have a good start
a fresh beginning
a new life...